The Final Day

Day 30- Who are you?





A picker, a grinner, a lover, a sinner

No...
no that's not right...

a bitch, a lover, a child a mother..

no... thats not right either...

When I know, you will know.

Na Na Na!

Day 29- In this past month, what have you learned


I have learned:

The importance of keeping your professional life and personal life separate,
Everyone thinks that they are right.
I'm awesome at Fallout 3.

The new My Chemical Romance song is phenominal!

Does that count??

Ch-ch-ch-ch Changes

Day 28- A picture of you last year and now, how have you changed since then?


Uh. Lets see,

Gained 15-20 pounds.

Sleeve tattoo

Long hair.

Thats about it.

Kinda sucks.

Ling Ling, my ass!

As humans, many of us work hard to keep our environment clean, healthy and alive.
We have National Parks, reservations, endangered wildlife funds and various research projects all to make sure that our planet will last forever.

At a very young age, we are told that we should respect the environment. You know, "don't litter", "conserve water" and of course "recycle".

We are also told that every being on the planet has its own special use. Every organism plays its own unique role in the environment and that all of it should be protected and saved.


Well I beg to differ, because I have found an exception:

Pandas.

Fucking pandas.

Those smarmy, self righteous bastards.

Of all creatures on this earth, pandas are the ones that serve no use to the ecosystem.

They do not produce anything useful (except for shit, which can apparently be made into souvenirs...), they don't serve as prey for anything and they don't keep any kind of population in check.

Bamboo population? Yeah right. That shit grows faster than mold on a week old burrito. Pandas or not bamboo is going to flourish. There is so much bamboo and so few pandas that they don't even count.

Pandas. Serve. No. Use.

On top of being useless, they're little bitches, too.

Everyone thinks they're so cute and cuddly,

THEY'RE FUCKING BEARS, PEOPLE!

Do you not realize this?

There is no difference between

and

They're both bears, they're both huge and they both want to tear your limbs off.

Just because they look like fat mimes doesn't mean they're friendly. Or in an invisible box.

Below is a video of a lucky man.

Long story short; fuck pandas.

Skip. Not exciting.

Day 24- A letter to your parents
(Skip.)



Day 25- What I would find in your bag

Everything.
Cough drops, pay stubs, pepper spray, a ton of keys, phone, ipod, perhaps food,
change, my wallet, pills, lady products...
All kinds of things.


Day 26- What you think about your friends
Well now,
that really depends on the friends, I'd say...
Considering I rarely see most of my friends, I can't really make much of a judgement on that.
I see my work friends a lot.
And the people that I am actually friends with, I really like.

Friends outside of work really depends.

I have my Philly friends that I love but never see.

I have my New York friends that I am still getting used to.

My Maryland friends are pretty much non-existant anymore since its been 10 years since I've seen any of them.

Then I have other ones, from many places.

So...it...varies, I guess...


Day 27- Why are you doing this 30 day challenge?


Mostly so my blog doesn't die, so I have something to write about and something to do. Despite the fact that I neglect it....





This was a really boring post.

I am sorry.

Day 23- Something you crave for a lot

Icecream.

And chinese food.

And chili dogs.

Avocados.

Sushi.

Just...

lots of cravings.

I put pregnant women to shame.

Snowflake.

Day 22- What makes you different from everyone else?

Answer: Nothing.

Everyone is the same.

Programmed the same.

We all think basically the same way.

As much as we would like to tell ourselves

that we are all different,

sadly, we are not.

We are all made out of the same things

We all live, we all breathe, we all die.

I am just like you, in many ways

and you are just like me.

Maybe the one thing that makes me different

is that I actually understand this.