There Ain't No Rest For the Wicked

Sagging, tired eyes

What is this thing you speak of?

"Sleep" is what it's called?

I've lost count of how many days it has been since I've slept well. Going to bed at 6:30 am isn't cutting it. For some reason I keep tossing and turning.

Luckily enough, I've been able to keep myself busy.

So far I've nearly completed my Fallout 3 Laser Rifle prop for my Halloween costume. The rest of my outfit is ready to go. Same with Van's.

The other night I worked the midnight release for Fallout New Vegas. What a wonderful time!

Of course I left the store with my collector's edition copy, I haven't had a chance to play it though.

After leaving the midnight release a little later than 1 am, I drove a friend of mine home, then picked up my other friend, Jason, and we drove to Philly.

In the pouring rain.

At 2 am.

Several Full Throttles, a NOS, a Rockstar and a Venom later....

We got to my parents' house at 6 am, just as Dad was leaving for work.

Almost immediately we went to sleep, just to wake up in 4 hours then drive an hour into Center City.

There we waited at the Rock School of Dance to audition to work at DISNEY WORLD!

This was very exciting.

I figured, though, that we would just do some minor acting auditions and get an interview. I was sorely mistaken.

And sore in general.

Turns out we had to dance for approximately 3 hours. Almost non-stop. After being so exhausted (and sick from drinking all those poisons on an empty stomach that morning...), dancing was the LAST thing I needed to do. I was certain that I was going to faint.

The auditions were out at 5 pm. I felt confident and sweaty and ready to collapse.

With eyes drooping and heads nodding, we finally made our way home, ate dinner, then watched the extremely disappointing Scream Awards.

At 8 o'clock this morning, we woke up and made our way back to New York. Traffic was awful, due to ungodly amounts of construction.

I dropped Jason off at his house, then went to Planet New York and added on to my tattoo.

Now, I'm home, sitting on the couch, typing this with my eyes closed, ready to fall asleep. Maybe I'll make cookies for Van tonight, since I just got some chocolate chip cookie dough from Mom.

Or maybe I'll just lay on the floor until someone scoops me up with a giant spatula...

Jerkin Around

Today a man jerked off to my voice on the phone at work.


Yep.

You read that correctly.




As of recent I changed my position at work; instead of working on the floor, helping customers find the products they need, I became a sales operator and I answer the phones.

A co-worker of mine answered the phone and was trying to help this man, he started making her feel uncomfortable, so she put him on hold and transfered him to the department he was asking for.
This went around several times, as this... "customer" hung up multiple times.

Long story short, I ended up on the phone with him,
the man told me to talk "slower and slower", asked me round about questions and ask me directions on how to get to the store in a panting, raspy voice. All while Im laughing hysterically, and all while ending it with "I just blew my load..."
This of course, alarmed me as I said "EXCUSE ME?!"
He told me he was talking to himself.
I hung up the phone.


Fuckin creep.

What a day.


What.
A.
Day.







Strange, raspy pervert
Calling the retail sex-line
Go buy a laptop

I Do What I Must Because I Can

Another day goes by,

always with more things to do

An angry morning.

I have shanghaied the Culinary's computer lab in order to gain some form of Internet access. At least I can check my bank account now, since I lost my debit card AGAIN.

Thankfully it is all in order and my card is now cancelled with a new one on the way.

Someday I will make a dress out of all of my debit cards that I have gone through.

A visit to Stop N Shop proved successful, and again they twisted my arm into buying 10/10 candy bars. Dirty bastards.

Tonight I feel that I will be making a cake. This sounds like a good plan to me. Perhaps when I go home, after I clean up after Hurricane SpaceMarine and finish picking bids of Kameamea** Testosteroni* pizza out of the carpeting.

Ironically, my GPS has gone missing and I can't seem to find it, or the cord. It seems as through someone may have taken it out of my car. A bad decision on their part.

All things aside, my new job begins tomorrow.

I quit working at Mohonk Want To Kill Yourself And Everyone Around You House and will now be working at an undisclosed location, cheffing it up.

And yes, this means that I will not be finishing my externship, which means that yes, I will not be returning to the Culinary Institute, and yes, I am very happy about this.

Goal: write for Game Informer magazine.

*chicken, bacon, ham, ground beef, sausage, steak, pepperoni. Weighs about as much as a small pit-bull.

**with pineapple

So This Is What Kids Do For Fun These Days...

While reading the news today, an article showed up that really suggests that scientists have too much spare time and they are getting awfully bored with their jobs.
Apparently some scientists in Korea have created a glow in the dark puppy. A virus that implants these glowing anemone cells was used in infect the fibroblast cells of a dog. They then transplanted the nucleus of the fibroblast cells into the nucleus of dogs cells. That was then put into a surrogate mother.
The scientists have claimed that creating this animal will help them research and discover different diseases that infect the human body.


Because humans and glowing dogs are so similar.


This is what happens when intelligent people have too much money and too much spare time.
What will they say next? "Oh, well, if we can get it to glow in the dark, what else can we do?"
Soon we'll have puppies with lobster claws and the ability to shoot webs. Because that will help us learn about the human body, most certainly.

Oh, glowing puppy

in the night-time you will thrive

guide me to the loo?

I'm On A Boat

I find nothing lucky about Lucky bamboo. Ive never seen it bring luck, never considered someone to be especially lucky for owning some, nor seen it dispense any form of cereal. Last I checked, it actually dies pretty easily.
Are you lucky if you can manage to keep it alive? Who knows. Not so lucky bamboo.

The lucky bamboo
dehydrated in the sun
is not so lucky

I just wasted an hour of my time filling out stupid things on facebook because I feel sick and can hardly move. I hate that I have to miss class again. At least Ill have more time to get my project out of the way.

But

One of the catagories of 'top five favorite whatevers' was top five favorite books.

After thinking for a moment or two, I decided on

Speak, Lord Of The Flies, The Giving Tree, The Perks Of Being A Wallflower and Hard Love. All are very good books. Speak is my all time favorite though.

My mom got that book when I was in...5th or 6th grade, I think. And I don't think I read it until I was in 6th or 7th. My poor copy of it is falling apart, it has been read countless times and shared with everyone. The main character is so relatable, really. Anyone who ever felt so alone they didnt know what to do or anyone who held a secret to themselves for so long it hurt. Its one book that just stuck with me for my whole life. perhaps I will read it again. A few years ago they made a Lifetime movie of it. Definitely wasn't as good as the book.

I just got the author's newset book for Easter. Its called Wintergirls. Can't wait to read it.

4 days left until April 25th.
WOOHOO.



Wow, 1:30 already.

So many people on here have really interesting blogs with all kinds of good things to say. There are also a lot that are in Spanish, so they're hard to read. But other than that, so many people have really really good blogs. It is fortunate that they can find really cool things to write about.
Attack With Decay always has really good stuff, but doesn't seem to have a subscribe button, which is a bummer.
How do they not run out of inspiring things? Maybe they go outside more.
Maybe I'll go outside.
Wait. No.
Bad idea.
Goodbye.

Tersen edriin bayar hurgeye!

Happy Birthday Genghis Khan.
We do not know Genghis Khan's actual birthday. It was said that he was born in either early summer or late winter. This makes me sad. no one even remembered his birthday.
I will make him a birthday cake and I will give him a birthday. Every Mongol needs some love.
I have decided that today is his birthday. I think today is the 17th of April.
So, the 17th of April is officially Genghis Khan's birthday.
Happy Birthday Genghis.
I iwill make him a cake.
The end. Time for lunch.

Pokemon "Kangaskhan" (like a kangaroo?). Perhaps to commemorate Mr. Genghis. Perhaps not. Goodbye.

I'm sorry Genghis

your birthday was forgotten

a pokemon, though?

Bounding

Confusion strikes, oh deer
you are neither horse nor cat
but both sewn as one